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What lets more black guys score, The basketball goals at NBA All Star weekend or Kim Kardashian?
Trick question: Both number’s are constantly on the rise.
"Change that shirt, it looks like you’re going to a bi-sexual paintball game."
-Bob Miller Sr.
Lessons In Not Giving a Fuck 1.1
Professor Koders has decided to grace us with another lecture. In proper not giving a fuck fashion he decided to present his latest lecture right around 3am. When asked
“why at 3am?” with effortless poise and beauty he responded “eahhhaheea…. Why Not?”.
He truly is one of the great minds of our time, and only at 5 yrs. of age, We can only wait in astonishment of what awaits us in the future from this beautiful mind.
Lessons In Not Giving a Fuck.
Here’s a story of a dog named Dakoda. He is many things, My oldest brother Blake’s dog, the family dog, he is a passionate companion, Loyal trustworthy foot soldier, dependable comrade, and most importantly a level seven master black belt in NOT GIVING A FUCK. I have personally never met a person in person who is this good at not giving a fuck. The only person I can possibly think of would be Bill (F$%^ING) Murray [SEE FIRST PICTURE BELOW], but seeing that I have never personally met Bill (F$%^ING) Murray in person, Koders wins in a landslide victory in Boss like fashion, the pudding proof is below. Take notes so you can learn how to properly not give a fuck when it is called for.
LIKE A BOSS
and Not a Single Fuck
was Given that day.
Editors Note: This is the hot tub in our back yard, Dakoda enjoys sunbathing here when it is nice out.
Editors Side Note: Ever been so drunk you’ve tried flush a port-a-potty?
Editors Side Side Note: Ever glance at yourself in the mirror and that glance turns into a day and three quarters?
Editors Side Side Side Note: I like using the person and all it’s variations.
